Monday, August 22, 2016

Memories of What Never Was Chapter 34

I've finished up chapter 34 of the first draft of Memories of What Never Was and you can find it at the bottom of this page if you are so inclined.

Kriss, very understandably, goes postal, Brand tells a story about a talking potato of legend, Temari blushes, eeps, and gets bullied into awkwardly failing at seducing a guard, and Raven digs a chunk of crystal out of Brand's back and kisses it.  With this chapter you get all this AND MORE!!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Memories of What Never Was Chapter 33 Draft 1

I've finished up chapter 33 of Memories of What Never Was, and you can find it at the bottom of this page if you feel the great urge.

This one took a while to write, because it's mostly Brand's brand of humor.  Brand's humor usually consists of me writing down all of the most random things I can think of at the time.  He's basically an internet troll, who says weird and/or offensive things just to get a reaction out of people  The hard part with this is that I usually have to go through about five or six random things before I find one that's actually funny enough to stay, and with an entire chapter that's basically just Brand trying to be funny, it really strained my collection of weird random statements.  I wanted to have a chapter with Brand in a prison cell just annoying the everliving crap out of his guards.  It was fun writing this chapter, but at the same time, it was kind of exhausting.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Memories of What Never Was Chapter 32

Soooooooooooooo, done with Chapter 32 of Memories of What Never Was.  If you feel the great urge to read it, you can find it at the bottom of this page.

Some character building here.  I also wanted to reference Ghostbusters with the stairs, but without using the exact line, and Raven dropping the F bomb at the end is a bit of an inside joke for me.  In previous versions of this story he was death on anyone using bad language.  It just made me laugh to toss that in as a joke where I'm pretty much the only one that will get it.