Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Some words of wisdom...
Republican Politicians... Guys. Gals. Others. You have a problem. Many of you began your 2016 presidential campaigns in 2012. FOUR FREAKING YEARS AGO. You want to know what happens when you spend four entire years blasting everyone who will listen with self-aggrandizing tales of your political prowess? A spray tanned, orange psycho will walk in and steal the entire show from you in the eleventh hour, because everyone and anyone is sick to death of hearing from YOU. So please. For the love of all that is good and holy. From now on. SHOW SOME FREAKING RESTRAINT!!! For all future elections, don't start campaigning the second the previous election is over. No one wants to hear it. And you might also try limiting yourselves down from 7000 candidates to two or three, because, again, no one wants to hear it. If you want to run for president in 2020, you go for it. But I don't want to hear a word about it from you until at least halfway through 2019. This goes for democrats also, but since it was the republican part that was the freak show for the last four years, this is mostly directed at them. Learn from your mistakes, and be freaking reasonable next time. No one wants to hear how great a president you will be in 2020 before the president-elect is even sworn into office. I'M LOOKING AT YOU NEWT GINGRICH, MARKO RUBIO, JEB BUSH, AND A DOZEN OR SO OTHERS. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY KEEP YOUR FREAKING MOUTHS SHUT FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Eric Allen at 4:10 PM
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